Bear Bites: Trader Joe’s Winter Holiday Snacks 

From Mini Gingerbread People to egg nog, Trader Joe’s winter holiday snacks are back. Some of these festive treats are instant winners, while others miss the mark. Here is a look into what’s worth trying and what’s an immediate pass. 

Candy Cane Joe-Joe’s Ice Cream: 8/10

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The Candy Cane Joe-Joe’s ice cream is a light mix of peppermint, cookies, and cream. The combination tasted as expected on the packaging, a peppermint and vanilla swirl with fudge. The cookies and cream fudge overpowered the sweet peppermint, resulting in a heavy flavor. Still, this chilly treat is the perfect winter binge. 

Sugared Rice Cracker Stars: 4/10

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There is nothing special about the Sugared Rice Cracker Stars. They are just plain rice crackers dusted in sugar. Though adorable, the star-shaped treats were inconsistent: some were salty, while others tasted sugary. 

Mini Gingerbread People: 10/10

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These vanilla fudge-dipped gingerbread people exceeded all expectations. The crunchy cookie had a robust ginger flavor, and the vanilla fudge icing added a balancing sweetness.

Egg Nog: 2/10

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Don’t be fooled by the cute packaging, you’ll want to return this Egg Nog once you smell it. The eggnog has a strong, artificial vanilla smell, and the texture is like a thick yogurt drink. Not even The Mini Gingerbread People could make this drink tasty.

Jingle Jangle Pretzel Twists: 7/10

Caroline Baker / M-A Chronicle

This treat is a peanut butter-coated pretzel with chocolate wafer crumbs and dark chocolate candies. The biggest letdown of these pretzels was the size—they were the size of my palm. Grabbing a handful of a smaller pretzel would be more convenient than eating one at a time. These large pretzels, though, are a great mix of sweet and salty.

Something Spritzy: 9/10

Caroline Baker / M-A Chronicle

This soda was an unexpected gem. If you like bitter beverages, this sparkling drink with orange, grapefruit, and cranberry juices will be a great addition to any holiday get-together. You can distinguish each flavor clearly, making it a nice blend with none overpowering the others. 

Peppermint Cremes: 5/10

Caroline Baker / M-A Chronicle

The Peppermint Cremes have a thick, sticky mint goo inside of them, making them like a knockoff of a York Peppermint Pattie. The dark chocolate coating is topped with a crushed peppermint that adds a nice crunch. However, the minty goo was overly thick and easily sticks to teeth.

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