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Twisted or Fun: Bears’ Fantasy Football Punishments

Every August, as the football season approaches, millions of fans participate in fantasy football, a game that has become a cornerstone of sports culture. Participants draft real NFL players to build their own teams and compete against other fans weekly, with each athlete’s real-life performance shaping the outcome of the fantasy games. 

Throughout the season, athletes’ real-life performances determine fantasy wins and losses, culminating in playoffs that determine the league’s final standings. After every season, over three million leagues across the country have a tough realization—there’s always a winner, but there’s also always a loser. 

Punishments are a substantial part of the fantasy football season. They have a long history in the fantasy world, gaining popularity in the 2000s. The first viral punishment came during the 2017-18 season, when the last-place finisher was forced to spend 24 hours in Waffle House—a challenge every loser wanted to experience. 

These challenges have crossed the line more than a few times. One prime example of this was when, in 2019, a loser had to hold a sign reading “I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL” on the side of the highway while wearing a dress and heels. This punishment was extremely controversial for its gender-based public ridicule. It highlights how fantasy penalties can escalate quickly, evolving from harmless jokes into extreme challenges as leagues push boundaries.

“It’s a great way to be connected closer to your friends,” freshman Kaden Gross said. “[Fantasy football] is such a big thing in high school because it makes football more enjoyable, and it’s just a way to bring friends together.” 

“[Our punishments] are usually something really chill, and it’s just a fun incentive for the end and for putting in the work,” junior Juliet West said. 

M-A students are participating in a variety of fantasy punishment this year, from the Cage to a twist on the first viral challenge. Here’s a look at the most creative punishments the Bears’ fantasy football community has come up with. 

Spencer Harding: The Cage

Junior Spencer Harding served his fantasy punishment in the Cage, an especially tough task. It consists of the loser going in a dog cage and letting the other league mates pour whatever they desire onto them, excluding bodily fluids. “I think I’m gonna excel and rock it,” Harding said. “I think [fantasy punishments] are all in good fun. I’m very excited.” He completed his challenge over mid-winter break.

Jake Pelican: Milk Mile

Freshman Jake Pelican’s fantasy penalty is the milk mile, which he plans to do this summer. The milk mile is a task that requires the loser to run a mile while drinking a gallon of milk. Pelican has varying thoughts about fantasy football punishments as a whole. “I think to an extent, it’s a good thing, but once it gets to something that’s out of hand, it’s not a good thing,” he said. “Usually the winner doesn’t get anything, and people just focus on the loser. I think that’s a little bit weird, but if it’s a light-hearted punishment, that’s fine.”

Hunter Cabral and Owen Kaenel: 24 Hours in IHOP

Seniors Hunter Cabral and Owen Kaenel’s fantasy punishment was the 24-hour IHOP challenge. The challenge requires the loser to spend 24 hours in an IHOP restaurant. However, for every pancake they finish eating, one hour is subtracted from their 24-hour time mark. “[I’m] probably going to stay there for a couple of hours,” H. Cabral said. “I think [fantasy punishments are] kind of fun. I’ve always been interested in football, and I think it’s kind of fun to have a football punishment you and your friends can do together.”

Grant Cabral: Trick-or-Treating in May

Sophomore Grant Cabral’s challenge is trick-or-treating, but not on Halloween. Instead, G. Cabral’s trick-or-treating will occur about four months earlier, in May. “I think [the punishments] add spice to the game and make people actually want to win,” G. Cabral said. “I deserved to win, I got a bunch of injuries,” he said, when asked about losing his league. G. Cabral and his league mates plan on completing the challenge by the end of May.

Remy is a freshman in his first year of journalism. In his free time, he enjoys playing basketball and scuba diving. He enjoys writing about sports and looks forward to covering pressing issues in the community.

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